14 April 2012

an update from Gordo

"Hey guys, its been awhile since I have given you an update on my life.  I have been eating a lot (though we never get tuna anymore, that is a bunch of bull@#$%), sleeping a lot, and biting my brother.  I've been taken to that freakin' vet about 10 times now, yes my paw is slightly inflammed, but I just can't help but lick it, and yes, my testicles still haven't descended.  Though that doesn't make me any less of a man...

...next time you do laundry, you should try taking a nap in the basket, it is nice and cozy, and the humans really love it if you sit on their clean laundry :)"

-Gordo, formerly known as Tiger

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