And then, when your friends are sick of having you around and want you to leave, all they have to do is feed you Durian, the King of Fruits. They asked me, "Do you like custard? Do you like coffee? Do you like dark chocolate? How about garlic?" "Yes," I said, "of course." "Well, how would you like them all together in one bite? An entire four-course meal in a single fruit?" That's durian.
With a description like that, how can you not try it?
And so we did. And perhaps wished we hadn't. But at least they got a good laugh out of it :)