Indiana State Fair

It comes every August.  There's the big pig and the little pigs,
young boys with horses, and grown men with ponies, there's
antique tractor shows, and upside-down rides, and merry-go-
rounds.  There's corndogs, and elephant ears, pulled-pork,
and fried everything.  There's people of all shapes and sizes,
all brands of weird.  I don't know what Ringling Bros. are talkin'
about, the Indiana State Fair is the greatest show on earth.